my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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