That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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