I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize
