oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
