ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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