your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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