She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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