I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize