Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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