Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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