we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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