ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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