that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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