i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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