Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
