Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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