walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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