so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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