He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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