my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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