WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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