what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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