Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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