haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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