I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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