everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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