shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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