Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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