I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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