1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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