i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The adults are the big ones right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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