Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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