Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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