who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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