I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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