so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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