it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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