dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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