Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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