no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Someone signed my nipple.
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