Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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