Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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