Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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