if you like me you must not know who I am
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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