He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
whose ass print is on the piano?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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