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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Is this like a preordered booty call?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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