I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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