yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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