Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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