My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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