Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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