the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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