I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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