Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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