I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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