so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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